Demonic Birds of Norwich


shot by terrified local

In the last week, locals in Norwich have witnessed flocks of rabid pigeons ingesting remnants of their own massacred species. Some of these “evil” pigeons have even been captured/recorded attacking the living, breathing locals as they roam the centre walks – especially around the market stalls. 57% of Norwich’s population have written complaints to the council and have even been admitted to A&E for mild to near fatal wounds obtained from these pigeons.

Environmentalist Samuel Smith comments “Never has Norwich experienced such a ravenous change in animal behaviour; I can only deduce that this is caused by survival instinct in which an animal must feast on their own to survive. Their initial food supply is scarce and they must find a sustainable substitute.


Flocks now fly in strict formations to attack


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